Poetry Break: Super Pac Man

I wanna be a Pac Man

and gather lots of monies

to spend on causes and good works

not fun or playboy bunnies

I'd sponsor legislation

that would save the human race

Not fund NASA in sending

the first Stripper into Space

So can I get a Super Pac, just like Steve Colbert?

And manage spending programs from home, in my underwear?

If Stephen C can do it, why can't I?

At least Let Me Try!

I'm not distracted by celebrity and fame

I have lots of time, since no one knows My name.

I wanna be a Pac Man;

I'll be balanced and so, so, fair,

Just like Fox News and,

Good 'ol Steve Colbert