Poetry Break: Collide you Collider

That Large Hadron Thing in Cern,

the Collider, that is ...

Gave us 10 million mini-bangs

in Just One Week

- Gee Whiz!

And we are all still here,

Contrary to expectation

Nothingness was avoided

as our Final Destination ...

But they are not done yet,

No not even close

10 million more is the next dose.

Then another, and another

Until beyond all comprehension,

We'll have crammed too many universes in the 11th dimension

That bulging old thing won't hold, no not at all

And soon Up will be Down, and

We'll all take a fall.

Our width will be zero, our height will be nil

We will fit down the rabbit-hole,

With no need for a pill.

So Collide you Collider,

Over there in Cern,

Breed all the bangs you want,

We're not concerned ...

We'll take Tea with the Hatter,

We will dine with the Queen,

And visit many fine places we've never been

So Collide you Collider, somewhere in Cern

Big Bangs are just fireworks

We're not concerned ...