Poetry Break: Revenge of The Gobblers

On Thanksgiving we Eat Turkeys

By the Ton, I'll bet!

But those birds have a Plan

It's Revenge they're gonna Get ...

Eat Turkey with some stuffing

Eat Turkey with some beets

With mashed potatoes,

cranberries, and sundry other treats

Follow it with pies - In Pumpkin we Trust,

But also Apple, Cherry, Pecan,

Even Mincemeat, if you Must

Wash it down with Wine,

or Cider,

or Tea

Now you're the most stuffed you'll ever be!

Next comes the bloating, the belching up of Gas

Just before the commotion emitting from your Ass

Ah, the Turkey's have their comeback

They've taken their Revenge

But you'll forget it all,

In time for Next Thankgiving's Binge...