Babbleocity 16

April, April, come she will ... 

(love, intimacy, politics, and litigation, Spring 2009)

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We Love You, We Love You Not - Boy, talk about April fool's pranks.  Seems University of California, San Diego admissions staff sent out invitations to a freshman orientation to the wrong email list.  Everyone who applied got the invite, not just the folks who were accepted.  The only trouble with this great prank was that it was no prank, and nobody was laughing.  Maybe suing, though...

Touching the Queen - The Obamas are wasting no time in setting precedents.  The President must be after some sort of record for activity in his first 100 days, and now the First Lady is getting into the act.  During the G20 conference in London, the Obamas were granted an audience with the Queen.  So delighted at the meeting was the Queen, that she reached around and touched the First Lady's back in a friendly gesture.  And of course, Michelle Obama touched the Queen's back in return.  But oh my, such things are not done.  The Queen hug a commoner (even a First Lady)? It's never happened. And put an arm around the Queen? The unprecedented cheekiness!  

Let's hope that as we move through April and deeper into Spring, this world will grow friendlier.  Like Michelle Obama and The Queen.  And fewer mistakes are made by people who show know better.  Like UCSD admissions.  If not, and the world grows meaner, we can all take Pretenze ...